100:00:00,660 --> 00:00:02,913<i>Kids, as long asI'd known your uncle Barney,</i>200:00:03,038 --> 00:00:05,546<i>he'd always had some prettystrong opinions on relationships.</i>300:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,264Your girlfriend?She's your girlfriend?!400:00:08,557 --> 00:00:11,314She's a girl and a friend?500:00:13,090 --> 00:00:15,181Do not humaniz