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{909}{960}You know what the problem with Hollywood is?
{965}{1068}They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit.
{1073}{1136}Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker
{1141}{1233}that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something.
{1238}{1320}No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing,
{1325}{1420}and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose".