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{530}{617}Do I have an original thought|in my head? My bald head?
{622}{690}Maybe if I were happier,|my hair wouldn't be falling out.
{694}{775}Life is short. I need|to make the most of it.
{779}{863}Today is the first day|of the rest of my life.
{890}{925}I'm a walking cliche.
{929}{991}I really need to go to the doctor|and have my leg checked.
{995}{1034}There's something wrong.|A bump.
{1038}{1094}The dentist called again.|I'm way overdue.
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