Subtitle preview:
1
00:00:33,006 --> 00:00:35,175
<i>In the movies, Dracula wears a cape,</i>
2
00:00:35,217 --> 00:00:37,636
<i>and some old English guy
always manages to save the day</i>
3
00:00:37,678 --> 00:00:40,264
<i>at the last minute
with crosses and holy water.</i>
4
00:00:41,056 --> 00:00:43,976
<i>But everybody knows
the movies are full of shit.</i>
5