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{1222}{1326}Um...you have no|actual medical training?
{1332}{1441}No. I have kids.|Learned a lot right there.
{1447}{1560}I've seen nurses give my son|throat cultures, and what is it?
{1565}{1640}You stick a giant Q-tip|down their throat and wait.
{1646}{1755}Urinalysis: You take that dipstick|to see if the white count's high.
{1760}{1796}-Yes, I understand.|-Yeah.
{1806}{1840}I'm great with people.