100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,953Kids, in many of my storiesI'm a starry-eyed romantic...200:00:04,053 --> 00:00:06,122...on a noble search for true love.300:00:06,222 --> 00:00:08,790In this one, I'm just a jerk.400:00:08,791 --> 00:00:12,061Well, guys,tonight is the night.500:00:12,061 --> 00:00:13,867I’m riding Tiffany up to my place...600:00:13,967 -->