Subtitle preview:
1
00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:19,310
OLDER TED: Kids, the thing about
New Year's Eve is that it sucks.
2
00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,750
<i>Sure it looks great on TV,</i>
3
00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,981
<i>But in reality,</i>
<i>it's always just a big letdown,</i>
4
00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:26,456
<i>But in 2005,</i>