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{1384}{1442}{Y:i}[ Girl ]|Cinderella flew through the air...
{1444}{1525}{Y:i}far from all things|ugly and ordinary.
{1526}{1589}{Y:i}When she landed at the ball,|she found herself...
{1591}{1671}{Y:i}most impertinently surrounded|by pirates.
{1673}{1784}{Y:i}There was Alf Mason,|so ugly his mother sold him|for a bottle of muscat.
{1786}{1894}{Y:i}Bill Jukes,|every inch ofhim tattooed.
{1896}{1953}{Y:i}And worst of them all,