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{232}{281}Day after day...
{283}{331}The store that one might...
{377}{462}I hate television.|It gives me headaches.
{464}{542}There's so many magnetic waves|traveling in the airspace
{545}{602}because of TV and television,|we're losing
{604}{652}10 times as many brain cells|as we're supposed to.
{655}{713}Oh, please.
{714}{786}"The cow says blank."
{789}{839}Three letters.
{841}{877}Dude!
{878}{913}"Dude"!